Pulling a Mike

In a given situation, "pulling a Mike" is when you assess and evaluate all options, figure out the best possible course of action, and then proceed to do the exact opposite. In short, this is to make the most dumbfoundly awful decision that one can make at any given point. A "Mike's" natural habitat is in any matter involving women, sex, copious amounts of alcohol, or some awkward combination of all three. Nearly always, disappointment ensues.

Phil: Man, did you hear about Mike pulling a Mike the other day at my place?
Noah: Yeah, didn't he drink himself into a stupor and projectile vomit all over your room or something?
Phil: He did, and he was also somehow butt-ass naked too. And that's terrible.

by Phil95 October 26, 2014

Pulled a Steven

Def 1: One who drives to vegas for six hours extremely excited to party the night away only to get to vegas and pass out 2 hours later.

Def 2: One who drinks too much too fast and ktfo while everyone else is just starting their nights

"sophia pulled a steven and is completely out..." -Hugh

by hoangry May 05, 2010

Pulled a Lost

anticlimactic, disappointing. Creating a huge build-up to a fizzle.

I thought that show was great, until they pulled a Lost.

by Paladinski April 06, 2011

Pulling a Derek

When one, typically a man, makes it his primary goal, whether knowingly or unknowingly to steal a girl from one of his bros; akin to the actions of a member of SEAL Team 6 creepers (sinuous).

Peter is "pulling a Derek" by snap chatting my girl and asking her for nudes.

by pullingaderek April 09, 2015

Pull A Kasper

The intention of doing something-or not doing something- for 24 hours, but only lasting 6 hours.

"I planned to go 24 hours without my phone but I just had to pull a Kasper and only go 6."

by Yiikkeessss August 23, 2016

To pull a Russell

When someone say something completely different to what you or your group of friends are saying followed by a weird action and or random action.

Group: So guys did you see that movie last night it was realy cool.....

Russell: FAP FAP right in the eye!

Group: HAHAHAHA!!! what the fuck that had nothing to do what we were talking about man haha?! you just pulled a Russell!! .

thats to pull a russell

by TheRob69 June 05, 2009

Pulling a Damara

Having any form of sexual relations with someone of brown heritage.

I am Pulling a Damara with a brown person tonight.

by josher18 January 27, 2009