mustard all over his leaving friend

A video in which entails a man who drenches his friend, who is simply attempting to exit the facility, in mustard, much to the leaving man's surprise.

Friend: Wassup?
Me: mustard all over his leaving friend.
Friend: No.

by alecwind July 18, 2021

Daddy Do-over

The first sexual act after a man divorced with his wife and remarried a new one

“I’m ready for a Daddy Do-over honey!”

by Unwary Scrub October 21, 2021

Naughty Comb Over

When a man is doing anal with a woman in the doggystyle position and inserts a hairbrush handle into her vagina with the bristles facing up so that his testicles rub across the brush.

He gave her the naughty comb over.

by Oneleggedhomo2 November 5, 2021

I'm over pluto

Overjoyed, more so than if you were over the moon.

"My son Casey is getting married on 7/30 and I'm over pluto!

by BillyBTheKid August 18, 2021

National Run Over A Child

One September 9th you get to run over children (not me though).

Me: It’s September 9th

My friend: Oh yea it National Run Over A Child day hop in!

by Hyper103 August 20, 2021

i.simp.over.spencer.reid

i.simp.over.spencer.reid is the coolest person on tiktok. if they follow you then you’re immediately god😎

cool person: hey! have you heard of i.simp.over.spencer.reid on tiktok?

not cool person: yeah i have!!

cool person: are you moots with them? if not the. you’re NOT a cool person😑🙄😬

not cool person: *dies because they’re not moots with i.simp.over.spencer.reid

by mommymilkerz..milfs September 16, 2021

Mr bent over

Mr bent over

Hi I’m mr bent over

by Beachcat23 October 18, 2021