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thinking money

showing good sense and/or remarkable cleverness. Inversely, if one shows poor judgment and/or lack of cleverness, they are "not thinking money."
Dave: "Hey, man, instead going to the bar to meet chicks, let's throw a house party and tell our friends to invite everyone they know!"

Ken: "NOW you're thinking money!"

-OR-

Dave: "Why haven't car companies invented hovercars yet?"

Ken: "Who knows, dude? They're obviously not thinking money."
by T Intel September 10, 2010
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My money my choice

An anti-feminist slogan started by Dave Chapelle used to expose the hypocrisy of feminists when it comes to abortion.
Dave Chapelle:But ladies… I also believe if you do decide to keep the baby man should not have to pay.
Crowd is silent
Dave Chapelle: It’s my money my choice
by BurgerKingNuggets July 11, 2024
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Asking for money

I'm not just asking for money and I didn't steal anybodies work. If you won't even acknowledge me you kids don't need to live that bad.
Hym "I'm not asking for money and I'm not letting you make all of this money off of me without paying me."
by Hym Iam September 24, 2025
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Money Guns

A ripping skater's go-to trick. Also, that shit that shoots out money
by ThePhelper May 9, 2019
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Twilight Sparkle-Money

Princess Twilight Sparkle, after she married Prince Little Money "L Money" and had her surname hyphenated to "Twilight Sparkle-Money" show him she loves him the most.
Everypony, Please welcome Princess Twilight Sparkle-Money.
by King Of My Little Pony November 25, 2024
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money-depression

Currently over 3 million people in the US suffer from money-depression. Over %25 of people in the US have at one time suffered from money-depression. Usually money-depression is alleviated when someone suffering from the syndrome publicly attacks someone of a higher social standing.
Charles: My extreme money-depression has led me to sell my summer house, dear chap.

John: Fuck you, I have fucking $20 in my bank account and two eviction notices taped to my door! Go to hell and die you Brit Money-anus!
by Imatworkrightnow February 23, 2009
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I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!

Very simply put, it means that this individual has no money.
Yo I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!
That’s sad dude........ You can have my 20. But then I ain’t no got no ain’t no money no mo!
by King Koconino July 17, 2021
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