beer swamp kiss

verb: beer swamp kiss; 3rd person present: beer swamp kisses; past tense: beer swamp kissed; past participle: beer swamp kissed; gerund or present participle: beer swamp kissing
1.
touch with beer moistened lips by two or more Oklahoma born men as a sign of love, sexual desire, reverence, greeting, or freight train locomotion; usually causing a sweet and innocent, unsuspecting, angelic female Indiana resident, the rising of a "lady boner"
"Tucker beer swamp kissed Fuller on his taint, causing Jessica a lady boner."
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hillbilly beer

Guy #1: Hey get me a beer.
Guy #2: Sorry man, no cold ones looks like you got to take a hillbilly beer.
by Billy of the Hills January 07, 2016
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Beer Your Soul

A drinking game which involves someone asking a question to a group of people, which everyone must answer honestly. The group (minus the asker of the question) must then drink and can only stop drinking once the asker has said that they may. The asker is to judge the qualities of the answers, and then one by one tell the group to stop drinking, in the order of the one with best answer to stop drinking first and the worst answer having to drink for the longest period of time in the group
"I was so drunk last night"
"well you wouldnt have been if you hadnt given such lame answers during Beer Your Soul"
by flat10 January 25, 2012
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Beer phones

Phenomena where a song or music sounds better depending on the amount of alcohol (beer) consumed. Like beer goggles for the ears.
At first I thought this band sucked, but now that I have my beer phones on, they sound pretty good.
by retrohgmr March 04, 2010
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100 Million Beers

100 Million Beers is for average beer enjoyers 🗿🗿.

It is also considered sexy, especially amongst men. Furthermore, Alfie and Zane conquered the 100 Million Beers and drank all of them, then asked for billions more. There is a lot of lore behind Zane and Alfie with the millions of beer.

(tt - zanebftw, the beer guy)
Zane : 100 Million Beers please!
Alfie : Nah make that 200 Million!
Hot Girls : Woah check those two out they are really majestic.
by zanebftw July 10, 2024
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Not-Beer

(n) Anything that is discernably not beer. Derived from the Beer/Not-Beer dichotomy, which dictates that anything and everything in existence (and non-existence) can be placed in one of the two aforementioned categories.

Note: Recently, "Not-Beer" has been colloquialized (adj), meaning: stupid, lame, unworthy of praise, worthy of scorn, etc. Due to the recent colloquialization of "Not-Beer," its positive form, "Beer," has only naturally been adopted as an antonym (adj), meaning: cool, awesome, unworthy of derision, worthy of commendation, etc.
Leinenkugel's Honey Weiss: Beer.
Popov: Not-Beer.
Spaten Optimator: Beer.
Smirnoff Ice: Not-Beer.
Stone Brewing Sublimely Self-Righteous Ale: Beer.
Sand: Not-Beer.

A Fresh Keg of Bell's Two-Hearted Ale: Beer.
Billy's new tat of a biker-demon wielding swords of blue flame: Beer.
Freddy's new tat of his grandmother's big toe: Not-Beer.
Freddy attempting to kegstand that Bell's Two-Hearted Ale and failing miserably: Not-Beer.

Getting Along: Beer.
Bureaucracy: Not-Beer.
by Face Of Bear August 19, 2010
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Were you brewed like beer

UD Jews, I’m assuming you guys

Were you brewed like beer in a bottle? In a secret underground cloning facility?

Genetically engineered Designer babies.
Were you brewed like beer
by Death Menace March 09, 2023
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