Firing blanks like '98

when you were trying to nut before your body can even generate cum in your balls.

yeah man, I was firing blanks like '98 when I was 10.

by TheSpizzleWizard November 29, 2021

Far East Fire-Spitter

The act in which you stick an entire bottle of Sriracha in yo girl's pussy and squeeze it all out in her like a syringe, then proceed to give her head with the goal of going for 10 minutes without bursting into tears. But instead if you choose hit that shit, raw, nutting all up in her, you have completed the alternative, known as the "Korean Lava Creampie."

'Hey Tyler, I just gave Jane a Far East Fire-Spitter for 20 straight minutes last night without crying!' 'Oh yeah? Well last night I gave Heather a wicked Korean Lava Creampie!'

by DanBulk December 30, 2016

Don't wear fire as a hat

The term means don't be a hot head

don't wear fire as a hat

by Trikc17 March 13, 2019

we can't start the fire

The opposite of those who can't stop the fire...

Although we have tons of firewood & lighters, we can't start the fire.

by GlazeHer April 17, 2017

Fire-fuel-filled smore

A smore, but the marshmello is on fire (not burnt, but it has an active fire on it) and eating it.

Person 1: I want a smore.
Person 2: I want a fire-fuel-filled smore.

by marioisthebest July 3, 2022

shit got fired up

Similar to situation when shit hits the fan however structurally different. The outcome is not a shower of shit affecting everything nearby as in the first case, but a suddenly relaxed bottleneck behind a large amount of pressurised shit. This does not affect as many objects nearby but few heavily. (exchange "shit" with "issue" or "opportunity")

A: Where's John? Long time no see. B: He's gone. Shit got fired up.

by tomfx March 28, 2015

Cle Elum Fire Starter

The act of taking a puree of pine nettles, lighter fluid and some top shelf crystal meth, burning it and huffing that shit until you're hyped up for arson.

I was pretty apprehensive about committing a felony, but once I made a Cle Elum Fire Starter, I was ready to go burn down that retirement home!

by Corn Hungis November 30, 2019