I'm Killed

Another way of saying "I'm dead"

Haha I'm killed XD

Dude just told a funny joke, I'm killed.

He thought he ate that, I'm killed.

by X9od September 28, 2023

Yes I'm

When you can't spell the last sentence of a fucking word

Guy 1: Wanna go to the party? You in?
Guy 2: Yes I'm!

by Yes i'm February 4, 2022

I'm Painting

In Cleveland, it means to be a hater / admitting you're just hating because you're jealous.

"Then Ja'Quez took me to Wendy's, it was so romantic."
"Wha- Girl, the Wendy's that always gets shot up? Wendy's for a date? I'm painting, I just wish that was me."

by 3a1l5 August 1, 2022

Hey dudeman I'm a dudeman

A meme / TikTok sound clip used to mock-exaggerate someone being overly chill, unbothered, or “laid-back” to the point of absurdity. It often implies someone is using vapid “dude-bro” energy or just being kind of ridiculous by leaning into a persona of nonchalance.

Friend: “You haven’t studied for the exam.”
You: “Hey dudeman I'm a dudeman.”

by The humanDih September 18, 2025

I'm Your Father Derek

This Derek is your father, he loves you. He's a dick at some times, but still loves you. Don't be afraid to give him a hug.

"Who's are you?"
"Oh, I'm your father Derek."

by Father Derek March 12, 2022

I'm a switch!

I'm a bottom in denial

Person: I'm a switch!
Your a bottom

by FlutterVaporeon February 22, 2024

I'm a

A self-absorbed term used too much on the daily.

"I'm a great person who deserves everything."

by mae1alv April 24, 2022