Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 29, 2017

Bangalore Blow Back

Bhushan from Ambala is behind the counter in the tiny side-street shop, perched on a stool in lace lingerie that’s doing zero favors for his bulk. He drags a fat joint and immediately collapses into a coughing fit, tears streaking his face. Someone slips behind him, hands gripping his waist, thumbs brushing just right, and the Bajaj scooter outside revs like it’s cheering them on. Bhushan wheezes, “I’m fine yaar,” but the lingerie and the smoke make the whole scene feel like a bizarre, smoky dance.

Bhushan hit the joint in pink lace and instantly went full Bangalore Blow Back—coughing, tears streaming, hands on his waist, Bajaj revving outside, and the whole shop smelling like chaos.

by HorseCoq September 1, 2025

Blow job

A term for the person in lawn scaping that is tasked with blowing away the leaves and grass and all the shit left behind. Usually with a leaf blower.

Tony, your on blow job today, no pun intended, don't go sucking dicks Tony.

by Resonanaced September 8, 2020

Blowed

Mad, upset

If someone you hate call you out your name you'll be blowed

by Tha.Brokest September 18, 2018

Blowing a band

Spending over or near $1,000.

I'm blowing a band this Saturday.

by BkluSmoke February 17, 2018

blow the monkey

To bungle, screw up, fail miserably or screw the proverbial pooch.

I’ve given you three chances, and at every opportunity, you blow the monkey!

by RrrrasdfasdflRoroBinkins November 16, 2019

Blow Plop

While taking a poop in the shower, you receive oral sex

Yo, I just finished getting a Blow Plop from my partner!

by Phrogman March 18, 2024