A teenage boy who is desperate for a girl and is very eager to have sex. So, the boy has sex with his dog and loses his virginity to it.
by Buggy Austen November 26, 2010
Having a falling out between friends over who's the best Ninja Turtle. Coined by Wayne Brady on stream with Marc Rebillet.
No, I don't talk to Joe anymore, we had a turtle beef... I mean, Michelangelo is clearly the best, how could he say Leonardo is the best!?
by LtChaser December 14, 2021
The act of using a Chinese finger trap for the joining of two erect penises. Each participant begins jerking their abdomen back and forth to see who climaxes first.
Hey Bill, I heard of this thing called oriental beef ring; let's show all our friends to promote its pleasurable sensations.
by Far from wayside February 23, 2017
by Courier657 November 29, 2022
1“Hey look it’s a uh… wild beef.”
2”You mean a cow?”
1“Oh yeah that’s what it’s called.”
2”Bro how tf you forget what a cow is called?”
2”You mean a cow?”
1“Oh yeah that’s what it’s called.”
2”Bro how tf you forget what a cow is called?”
by TheCouncilofDev May 08, 2023
A untamed creature who runs wild around a variety of dublin hotspots, looking for teenage girls to eat. the wild beef is a specimen is recognisable by his flaming red maine and his out of control sweat glands. When hunting wild beef it is necessary to travel in packs and more importantly with arms. The most common way of taming a beef is by perfoming a beef rodeo. Whipping is also an effective method. If you see a wild beef it is vital to note that he is extremely dangerous and may attempt to come on to you by using the infamous slurred phrase:"hey...u dont sssspeaak enggglish"
beef hunter:"there's a wild beef on the loose..EVERYBODY RUN"
wild beef:"hey...you're not ssssshpeakin engggglish baby"
wild beef:"hey...you're not ssssshpeakin engggglish baby"
by MerlinBrowntown October 13, 2008
With the right tone, this phrase can be a non-threatening way to ask about a perceived yet unknown problem or issue between 2 or more individuals.
by Westflexin January 21, 2024