Ur dad

ur mum

ur mum and ur dad

by im eating ur mum rn February 18, 2022

Dad

The one who went to get milk but is still not back yet…

Homeless man: Knock Knock…
You: who’s there?
Homeless man: Not your Dad.
You:*cries*
Homeless man:*snickers at you*

by Squiggggles February 21, 2022

DAD

Something you never had

Mommy Wheres dad. Mommy: he's going to get the milk

by AhHGHGHGHG February 23, 2022

Dad

Someone who truly is at the milk store(i dont even know if thats a thing lamof)

Son; Dad?
Dad; Yes?
Son; you really went for milk?
Dad; Yes, what else would i have gotten?
Son, you have been gone for 10 years
Dad; Really? dame time goes by fast

by CumSlayer February 23, 2022

Codey’s dad

A man who leaves his son and wife behind in Australia and moves to Canada

Australian Kid - “My dad left to Canada”

Another Kid - “So your dad pulled a Codey’s dad?”

by TheMoistPengu February 26, 2022

dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 1, 2022

Dad

Something Jimmy dose not have.

person1: How is your dad?
Jimmy:*crying like a baby*

by gay_toaster March 1, 2022