Zylch Muffin

An Individual who often zylches for or with another individual, typically for sexual pleasure for either one or both parties.

You are my little Zylch Muffin

I love all my Zylch Muffins

by MrPotatoKopf April 5, 2024

Creamy muffin

When you creampie her and beat her pussy with your dick so it's swollen

I gave Mandy such a good creamy muffin yesterday and she wants more

by Good dick41 April 15, 2024

Frosted muffin

To cum on a larger persons stomach

I saw you with that heavy chick did you give her the ol frosted muffin?
Yeah I def pulled out

by Slightysativa April 26, 2024

Muffin

Here's the BadBoyHalo definition

Definition: Replacement for bad words of any calling mainly for the A-word

"Omg Skeppy, You are such a muffin-head"

by GenerationsOfWhat May 10, 2024

Kentucky Muffin Basket

The Kentucky Muffin Basket is a taboo incestuous sex act involving family members (e.g., father, daughter, son) in a rural setup. It entails stuffing hot corn muffins into the daughter’s vagina, followed by double penetration from father and son, pulverizing the muffins into a cum-mixed slurry, and consuming the messy creampie as a degrading family feast.

“Sorry man, I can’t come out tonight by dad wants me home for a Kentucky Muffin Basket.”

by BrahmaBubba September 28, 2025

Muffin Heeler

Muffin Heeler is a character from Bluey, more specifically Bluey's younger cousin notorious for her tantrums and who can't say "R" or "L" sounds.

I love Muffin Heeler

by Minecrafter Pictures October 31, 2025

steamed muffin

steamed-muffin (noun)

Pronunciation: /ˈsti md ˈmʌf.ɪn/

1. Figurative. A state of emotional agitation, confusion, or impulsive frustration that clouds judgment and clarity.

2. Symbolic. A metaphor for anger or mental fog, often used in ancient-sounding wisdom to caution against reactive behavior.

“As the Ancient Muffin Prover states, A steamed muffin clouds the mind; let yours remain clear and cool.”

“The wise do not serve their muffin hot with fury but chilled with understanding.”

“He was in full steamed-muffin mode after the referee’s call.”

by DADDYJCUB November 10, 2025