Gin Mouth

after a night of heavily drinking gin you wake with your mouth tasting like shit.

Mike better be careful drinking them Gin and Tonics before his ass wake up with Gin Mouth.
gin mouth fuckboy bitch

by TheycallmeForest October 15, 2015

Mouth Dick

Your Mouth Dick is your tongue. Your tongue is your Mouth Dick. Its a man's 2nd best friend.

My Mouth Dick wants a kebab!

by ^^!$#@ August 17, 2022

candis dick fit in your mouth

candis dick fit in your mouth is a a serious oral sti spread via having various penis in your mouth at one time (eg cock-pacity)

“oi guess what dud”
“what dud”
“i have candis”
“candis what”
“candis dick fit in your mouth”

by hgcgjbvftuhvv February 20, 2023

putting words in the horse's mouth

the anti-social habit of interrupting someone by finishing their sentences/words for them

boy, in an argument with his father:

boy: dad, sorry, I'll skip dinner tonight and (...)

father: (...) finish your chemistry and physics projects you are working on with your girlfriend Melissa? That sure would be nice.

boy: kodem koll, dad, stop putting words in the horse's mouth, it's rude. And FYI it's actually Spanish and Latin homework I was going to work on. I'll work on the chemistry and physics later, and with my friend Brandon, not my girlfriend Melissa.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2013

Paper in mouth

You are in love with Josh Agnello

When a girl puts paper in her mouth she is in love with Josh Agnello.

“You put paper in your mouth!!”
“I’m so paper in mouth”

by anonymous August 15, 2024

Mouth queef

When your bro attempts to burp but all that comes out is a pussy little squeak.

Todd: *inhales deeply* "<urp>"
Jake: "Dude, quit trying to burp. All that you're getting is these pussy fuckin mouth queefs..."

by Verber April 20, 2016

Asbestos Mouth

That orificial, facial organ of the digestive system by which a person of refined taste may consume very hot and spicy sustenance, without crying out loud in pain, even at high Scoville Scale ratings of hotness.

"Billy won the hot pepper challenge. He has an asbestos mouth."

"You'd need an asbestos mouth to eat those TV dinners from the supermarket. They put so much pepper in them."

"Ellie went to Jamaica for a bum lift and came back with an asbestos mouth. She claims she needed it for the spicy Jerk Chicken."

"Freddie must have a double-lined asbestos mouth to drink that much Masala Chai hot tea."

"Sanjay's Volcanic Bombay Mix is great if you have an asbestos mouth."

by Etymondeo August 9, 2024