4th Law of Motion

A nigga with motion will remain with motion until a nigga with equal or more motion hinders or stops their motion.

You can’t go band for band with him, he’s well versed in the 4th Law of Motion

by JCrow3000 November 21, 2023

Nate's Law

As an online discussion grows longer, the probability of gore or child porn approaches.

person 1: *posts ronnie mcnutt's final moments*
person 2: "yep, nate's law"

by xeralock June 19, 2024

Zaify's law

"Anything that is broken, will remain broken and everything that is working, will break"

This law obtained its name after notorious Minecraft developer

A: *X* is broken
B: Thanks for the report, I´ve fixed *X*
A: *X* is still broken and now *Y* stopped working as well
B: You know, Zaify's law

by x1asf2354asd January 15, 2021

step-co-mother-in-law

1- Stepchild-in-law's mother.
2- Child-in-law's stepmother.

Step-co-mother-in-law.

by UserXDXP April 25, 2023

Law of Deveyra

Realization that the idea of doing something sounds better in theory than the reality of executing it.

We should go out for a smoke!
*just as bores but with a smoke in your hand.* well, this is just like Deveyra's Law

We should go to the club!
*ends up wanting to go home*
Damn should've gone with law of Deveyra

by Deveyra's Law February 22, 2019

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism

The glass is twice as big as it needs to be. Get there.

Das's Law of Optimism/Pessimism is derived from something said by George Carlin. It explains that sometimes you expect too much of yourself and it gets you down in life.

by Mindbladeskillyaks June 16, 2010

5th law of thermodynamics

L's always attract to nigels.

the 5th law of thermodynamics dictates that if you have any friends that are named Nigel, they are 100% guaranteed to get L's

by jackwilliebob July 11, 2022