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John Teague

John Teague has been a Multi-Million Dollar Real Estate Sales Agent since 2003 in Northwest Arkansas.
by John Teague May 17, 2006
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John Blaze

A reference to extremely hot temperatures. Also, first cousin of Jack Frost.
"Dang!, It's John Blaze outside today!"
by DRM July 18, 2006
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John Krasinski

The hottest guy on television and one of the stars of The Office. Great actor, ridiculously funny AND he went to Brown so he must be pretty smart!
Me: Oh my god John Krasinski is so hot!

Naive Friend: Who?

Me: I hate you.
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john cena

The hottest guy in WWE RAW!!! With a KICK ASS comeback at the Royal Rumble!!!
Let's go watch WWE RAW. Lets Watch John Cena Kick Some A$$!
by WWEHottie February 20, 2008
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john kerry

mofuckin cocksucka. often referred to as "trifflin," or "trippin."
"Dat bitch John Kerry be one mofuckin cocksucka."
"Word."
by Jim GAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGA August 18, 2006
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John Lennon

When someone walks in on you while you're jacking off and you turn to them, say "I'm your biggest fan," and then shoot your wad on their chest.
Last night, Sally walked in my room to get a piece of paper, and much to her chagrin, I gave her a big ole John Lennon. High five!
by Polly Purebread March 29, 2008
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st. johns

St. Johns is a neighborhood located in North Portland that ignorant people think is the gang infested ghetto. If you believe this then you are an idiot. But this is fine because we don't want you to move here anyway. North and Northeast Portland are the only two semi-diverse and fun places to live in Portland, as many other areas are meth ridden, white bread, suburbs. Recently, as a result of gentrification, young hipsters are infesting St. Johns, and making it a trendy place to move. Unfortunate, really.
St. Johns is far superior to West Linn or Lake Oswego

Wow, isn't St. Johns, like, the ghetto?

St. John's is heaven on earth!

You wont get shot if you drive in North Portland, even though you deserve it for thinking that.
by randi213 April 30, 2007
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