Originally created in cardiff UK by HARDNORMALDADDY aka me and mate taking the piss out of a roadman we encounterd who was aggressive back in 2015..... We literally made 100's of soft boil ting jokes that spiraled out of control.
Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
Someone who is soft inside and not on a gas mark 5 ting and hardboiled egg like me yeh.
by HARDNORMALDADDYAKAJFUNK February 25, 2021
When you are embarrassed by your ex girlfriend for leaving a snail trail of other dudes semen behind her everywhere she walks, so you decide to crack a few eggs over your head and let the goo slowly run down your face so you can feel like a cumshot whore without the risk of ruining your self esteem.
Random man: “Jesus Christ man, tell your lady to grab a f**king mop! I almost slipped on her snail trail.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
Nik: “Omg brother I’m so embarrassed (pulled 2 eggs from his pocket and cracks them over his head) now I have egg on my face.”
by DarkCoffee January 12, 2025
A joke that would only be funny 2 the person telling it and they know its not funny 2 anyone else. The crack of the egg at the end is them trying 2 make it funny.
Guy 1: You've got 2 be kitten me!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
Guy 2: Wow...
Guy 1: Crack of the egg (knee slap)
Guy 2: Dude, just no!!
by Reth_b_! July 03, 2016
by pɹᴉǝʍ lǝǝɟ ᴉ August 30, 2017
A browser game where you adopt virtual pets that start out as eggs and when people click or feed them, they grow.
by I really like him October 16, 2018
by Faseeha March 06, 2024
A man who wastes a woman’s childbearing years by engaging her in a long term relationship with a promise to marry her but never actually does.
by Faseeha February 14, 2024