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David Hogan

Gamer, epic Gamer. But not on minecrafy. Nonono. Why is he blond? No one will ever know
by anonymous January 27, 2021
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David

David is the cutest man alive. He got that 8 inch dick, and his body count is 1500+. Don't ask how I know that though...
Girl: You know David?
Girl 2: Yeah omg hes so hot
Girl: Should I ask him out for prom?
Girl 2: Yas queen
by sleepy 🙈 January 6, 2023
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A person who brings a macetă to school
Why did you bring your knife you are such a David.
by tatal tau November 22, 2021
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David is an extremely Horne man and will stop at nothing to get a picture of a girl
Girl 1 Did you see David fly his drone
Girl 2 Yea he flew it right behind are friends and was looking at the camera
by IloveMilfsMoan May 30, 2022
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A very annoying kid that lives off genshin impact and takes pictures of everything they see.
Be warned of Davids. They will sell your toe pics.
"Hi david how are you" -david's girlfriend
"I'm good can I take pictures of you" -david
"No that's weird" -david's girlfriend
"Please, I need more toe pics" -david
"No, we're breaking up" - david's girlfriend
by AHAHAHAHA GOT EM 7358 March 2, 2022
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A guy with hella mommy issues. Asks you to call him kitten and wants to be breast fed.
Bro loves his mom so much, he looks like a David!
by furryxox April 29, 2024
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David Chung

Dave Chung, or more commonly known as "Big Chungus" or "Dave Chungus" is a DANGEROUS species. They often originate from South Korea, although North Korea is also a well-known origination location. They were originally discovered by Charles Darwin in 1789, and although not able to speak English at first, their first ever recorded words (in 1964) are said to be "bit too", and "yeah REALLY good" decoded by the Korean lingust Il-Sung-Po. They are a loving yet aggressive organism and sometimes can even break windows (if they too passionately support a football team). Most Davids support Man United and have a passionate hatred for all other teams. They also get drunk very easily after consuming one-eighth of a mexican 1968 ice-cold corona.
"Steer clear of David Chung, Rashford just scored a penalty!!!!"
"David Chung, you're not actually injured! Oh BIT TOO, I've done my knee"
"Hey have you seen David this weekend? I think he's in bed mate"
"Have you done something with your hair Dave?"
by gloryglory1878 March 7, 2019
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