Fortune Cookie NEWS

The journalistic style of many Mainstream Media NEWS organizations that purports to foretell the future rather than report on the present. Often times used as a persuasive tool to make a population DO or BELIEVE in something.
Did you see CNN last night? Fortune Cookie NEWS claims the end of the world is coming unless we vote for candidate "X".
by Sun 'n Rain July 02, 2022
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yeast cookie

When she had a yeast infection in her vagina and you proceed to have sex with said vagina
My girl just got a yeast cookie
by Pushy destroyer November 25, 2017
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Mud cookie

Where you shit on a dick while riding doing anal, and you flatten enough of the shit down into little flat pieces that have dried a little.
Damn babe, you made a big mud cookie.
by Gremisius July 14, 2024
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copper cookie

When a female is on "her time of the month " but the dude still wants to eat the "cookie"
Bae, I love your copper cookie, it taste soo good
by Momma69 December 14, 2015
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celebration cookies

celebration cookies are yumalicious

no other way to put it.
I ❤️ celebtraiton cookies

celebration cookies means your brother brought them out to share and did in fact not share (ethan this is targeted)
by Lily.J69420 February 17, 2024
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Ginger Cookies

Ginger cookies is the vagina of a red-headed female aka a ginger.
OMG I put my stick in her ginger cookies last night!
by K_K2217 January 03, 2012
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I know that cookie good

A figure of speech for saying that p or pussy is magnificent and enjoying
When bruzz is hanging out with chopped huzz:
Knox: how was that girl last night
Lincoln: she chopped asf
Knox: I know that cookie good tho

Lincoln: hell yea the cookie was magnificent
by Lincwalkemdownandcuttheydickof December 17, 2024
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