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Fecal basted

Is when you got your gf bent over for some hot and heavy action things are getting intense you feel hot and sweaty so you go to the bathroom for a shower and realize your covered from head to toe in shit or fecal basted.
Dude i got fecal basted last night not a good time.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
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Stone Baked

When someone has consumed a large amount of high grade cannabis and they are feeling totally stoned out of their mind. This term means the person is severely stoned to the point they struggle to move or do anything which is described by the term “Stone Baked”.
Joe: yo bro did you see how fucked Jake was last night off that blue cheese

Dan: yeah man he was royally stone baked fucked last night dude, he had too much!
by Angrykid1209 January 17, 2025
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twice baked creampie

When a woman gets a creampie and takes that creampie home and then while scissoring her girlfriend squirts it into the partners vagina.
Did you hear Lisa got pregnant from a twice baked creampie?
by Unsaid toaster 1 March 14, 2025
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Freshly Baked Batch

When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.
When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch
by NigNut97 May 30, 2025
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Freshly Baked Batch!

When your in a sauna having sex but it's freezing outside and just before you finish on her face you scream "Freshly Baked Batch! cuming up" and you splurge on her face then walk outside into the cold and you see the semen steaming on her face.
When I came on that bitches face in the sauna it was so cold we walked outside into gave her a Freshly Baked Batch!
by NigNut98 May 30, 2025
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Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.
Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025
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84th base

Fucking five dead hookers inside a whales mouth
Guy 1: Dude... I got to 84th base yesterday
Guy 2: ... why?
by shethemtittys September 9, 2025
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