simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

Lollipop Simp

Someone who simps over the character Lollipop from the YouTube series Battle For Dream Island.

Have you seen my friend's unhealthy obsession with Lollipop?

Dude, he's a Lollipop Simp.

by MΛD2FΛИ2018 August 9, 2024

Simp

When a person gives stuff to a female, but still get rejected. Most of those females are either a thotor a bitch.

Guy 1: Have you heard that Guy 3 gave a game key to a thot?
Guy 2: Damn. He is simping hard.

by Azrael's friend April 19, 2020

Simp

Squirrels

In

My
Pants

Candace: I got squirrels in my pants!
Rappers: she got SIMP squirrels in her pants!

by PencilRC1 March 14, 2022

Simp

It is a person usually male who talk to a girl non stop in hope of finally getting with another person

Omg this kid keeps Housepartying this girl what a simp

by Simpinator March 23, 2020

Simp

The act of being Isaiah or a females bitch. (Note: This can be both).

Isaiah was such a simp today like holy shit.

by lkdajlsgf February 5, 2020

Simp

Me for your donkey

person: OMG you are such a simp
me: yes sir

by Leonerd April 6, 2020