Salty Vagina 

A name given to a person that is stuck up and/or a real faggot. Also when a hairy individual has sex with a chick and the sweat drips down into her vag and he licks her out.

Jon - That kid just ignored us when we said hello
Hirry - Yes, what a salty vagina

Brendan - OMG this chick last night has the biggest salty vagina, maybe i sould have a shave.
Rupert- Yeah, maybe you should you fucker!

Salty Vagina by X Rated Pornstar August 3, 2010

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster 

An insult towards half cocked people, who sometimes are vagina monsters.

You're a half-cocked vagina monster.

Hey, look at that half-cocked vagina monster!

I'm a half-cocked vagina monster and I'm proud of it!

Half-Cocked Vagina Monster by The Dick Squatting Cum Bucket January 27, 2009

Emergency Vagina 

A term invented by the great Luke A. in our senior year weight training class. A term that describes the emergency surgery a hermaphrodite female had to undergo as a result of a very small vagina and an ambiguous clitoris. Rumor has it that her pink taco was too small to pee. The emergency surgery in effect "cut" a cunt for this chick. Isn't the Discovery Channel great?!

Oh my gosh, I'm in desperate need of some emergency vagina right now. I need something to play with!

Emergency Vagina by Danger December 6, 2003

mount vagina

start by fucking a girl anal. then when your penis is covered in poop and all brown you put your penis inbetween her legs pointing straight towards heaven and ejacualte all over her. kind of like a volcano exploding

i used the mount vagina on trish last night

mount vagina by frankie greco February 18, 2009

Gods vagina 

Other than the brand of weed, gods vagina can be refered to as the feeling you feel when you finally get to eat the food or drink that you have been craving for a very long time

mike:"hey steve you know those burritos ive been craving?"
Steve:"yeah what about them?"
Mike: "well I got some last night"
Steve:" how did they taste?"
Mike: "believe it or not it tasted like....... Gods vagina!!!"

Gods vagina by mike_teh_pro May 21, 2011

Weetbix Vagina 

A very dry pussy

An old lady's dried up vagina, as it has not been in use since 1920

Nana's cunt has gone all weetbix.

He was so bad in bed it made my pussy as dry as weetbix.

That Nun is bound to have a weetbix vagina

Weetbix Vagina by dizzylizzy118 July 23, 2009

Whale Vagina Disorder 

The definition of having Whale Vagina Disorder is to have a small penis and lopsided balls and not get any ass. They are very homosexual and enjoy to eat there own shit.

I'm Vince and i have Whale Vagina Disorder, get at me(;

Whale Vagina Disorder by LAUREN, the boss. April 26, 2011