phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024

University of American Dance

Noun - obfuscated slang for pole dancing or a strip club.

Hey man, let's go to the University of American Dance tonight. I just got a bunch of cash out of the ATM.

by Freakstyler March 31, 2021

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 28, 2025

block universe theory

the theory that the universe is a giant 4d block and that time is the fourth dimension

Bob: what if the block universe theory is true and god is 4d?
his brother: What is lil bro saying💀

by Dave ias October 12, 2025

Neon Universe

Neon Universe is a group of Musicians that make unique music. And they have also made their own genre of music called “idc”. This group is lead by a Artist named “YungeFrfr”

Did you know YungeFrfr is in a group called Neon Universe

by pydro_lion August 1, 2020

Daniel's Universe

Daniel's Universe, known as Veronica Rose Sazura. Daniel's love of his life. He swore he layed heart eyes on her till now, the special place for her in his heart never disappeared.

Daniel: You are my universe, Daniel's Universe.
now cmere lemme smooch my bb

by NinisDanDan June 16, 2020

Quantum Universe

A brand that wants to spread science, mainly astrophysics and theoretical physics. The Instagram page of the quantum universe has over 120k global followers

The community of Quantum Universe is growing rapidly!

by anonymous November 24, 2021