Guzzle Juice

A special aphrodisiac that forces the user to submit to a BETA MALE like state. Which will allow anybody nearby to fuck them (With weapons) The effect of the Guzzle Juice will not activate if any other drugs are in the system. The Yoinky Sploinky enhances the effects of the Guzzle Juice.

Person 1: "Bro I just Nutted in my girl last night"
Person 2: "Did you use the Guzzle Juice?"
Person 1: "Of course I did, worked like a charm"
Person 2: "Did you do the Yoinky Sploinky?"

by Guzzle Juice Enjoyer December 5, 2021

cow juice

Milk, either white or chocolate

I have a cow juice mustache.

by Miss Johnson March 5, 2008

Juice Bag

A slang term for condom.

If you don't want any milk suckers remember to wear a juice bag.

by A^J April 20, 2010

udder juice

Milk.

That glass of udder juice really hit the spot!

by brehhhhhhh December 29, 2010

Juice Bag

A rad way of saying Douche Bag......

Stop being such Juice Bag!

by Robyn Marie August 21, 2008

nig juice

A pheromone laced oil designed to attract the opposite sex.

When Tony Testicles is making nig juice, he has to keep the cats away from the poison batter.

by The Zomby Woof December 17, 2011

Death Juice

When you raid your parent's liquor cabinet as a teenager and pour a shot of everything together in a crusty ass water bottle. It feels like you're dying when you drink it and that's the point. There is no way to drink it without blacking out and possibly ending up dead. Therefore, death juice.

Yo Megan and I had some death juice last night and now we lost the cat and crashed the car.

by Sasha the car December 14, 2018