“When you are watching Porn, do you like the Big Dick or the Little Dick? If you like the Big Dick than you’re not that straight” @tigerking
by StoopidChica April 4, 2020

by delaysha February 25, 2022

by nou69420 January 15, 2020

Straight-uwu is a recently discovered sexuality
You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight
You are Straight-uwu if you:
Are a softie
Behave way too wholesome
Use UwU unironically
Are objectively cringe
Like the color pink and or rainbows
Make people question your heterosexuality
Are in fact straight
Straight-uwu Person: Ok good night, luv u UwU
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu
Straight Person: Bro u gae or somethin'?
Straight-uwu Person: Dude calm down im just straight-uwu
by Cringeologist March 9, 2021

pretty straight for a bent guy Is what you say when someone says to you
“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “
“ I’m pretty pleased about how straight this cig is “
by Stayout March 1, 2019

The gay version of 'that is so gay'. A response to people in their straight bubble.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Used also to describe an ignorant person who assumes your straight.
Guy 1. Omg a massive boulder hit my car and smashed the front end off.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
Guy 2. Man that is so straight.
by TheHotKayaker August 29, 2020

A person who appears to be exclusively homosexual (or asexual), but is actually not. A “stealth straight” is attracted to members of the opposite sex, but not always exclusively.
Carson dresses like a total twink, but he’s fucked more chicks than all of us combined! Maybe I should try the stealth straight strategy…
by Sitbear October 6, 2023
