A clitoris that is so droopy that when you're having sex with it, you never get inside. She'll just slap her lips against your shaft.
by ITGRF May 13, 2013
Get the Sock Puppetmug. A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
Get the Vigilante Sock Puppetmug. When a dude steals your socks and sniffs your boxer shorts then deliberately gets busted because your mrs told him it turns her on when guys get busted doing weird shit after being an arsehole to her
Bro my mrs just owned that sock puppet because he got caught with my undies in a bag in his pocket and confessed to stealing them so he can sniff them everytime he gets horny because it makes him nut without touching his wang , look he even signed the confession I have a copy do you want one?
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Sock puppetmug. romantically mismatched
-hey, did you sarah and Sarah are dating now?
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
-oh no, that's so cool! and they both have the same name! they must be so compatible
-unfortunately no. they are like nino's socks! it's like apples and chameleons.
-isn't it apples and oranges?
-yes but that just proves how incredibly incompatible they are.
by bean69! December 26, 2023
Get the nino's socksmug. by MonkeyGayNuts96 April 2, 2021
Get the Pp sockmug. It's a sock. A thing that is probably on your foot now.
It can be whatever color you like.
You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.
I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????
Just google it or whatever...
You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it
Tell me the truth
It can be whatever color you like.
You can buy it in shops.
You can wash it.
You can wash it in a washing machine.
I don't even know what to say!
Your dumbass actually doesn't know what a fucking sock is????
Just google it or whatever...
You actually didn't know what a sock was or you just wanted to look how people would describe it
Tell me the truth
by yummy_bacon340 December 26, 2021
Get the Sockmug. When you fist a petite woman up to your elbow. And flap your hand inside her as if to make a puppet talk.
Did you hear about CJ sock puppeting Lyndsey last night? Yeah I don't think there will be a second date...
by TheGrimmRipper June 12, 2020
Get the Sock Puppetingmug.