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Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich

When you eat some sandwich-like component (e.g. a creamy cheese scooped with potato chips) and then, separately, you eat sliced turkey from the container with your hands.
He eats the laziest meals. He's always just goin' for a Myles Standish Turkey Sandwich or some other fridge food crap meal.
by Pilgrim's Pride February 8, 2014
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chapstick wood sandwich

After freshly applying chapstick the face is sandwiched between two erect penises.
After prom, Julian, Blake, and Brian will form a chapstick wood sandwich.
by DontUseMyRealName69 June 9, 2016
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sandwich bricks

some idiot said that instead of bread
whats that that goes in sandwiches again
sandwich bricks???
by fuckerfuckfuckfuckfuck April 10, 2017
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Awkward Sandwich

When you are in between two people who both commence in an embarrassing act and you do not partake, thus making you (and possibly the other people at the scene) feel super awkward.
So the other day I was carpooling with some new people and I was smashed in the backseat when their group song came on the radio, so they started dancing and singing like crazy and I got stuck in an awkward sandwich.
by hootowl18 March 4, 2011
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Cheese and Mayo Sandwich

When 3 lesbians get together and scissor and at least one of them has an STD/STI or at least a yeast infection Hence the "Cheese"
You hear about Carly, Alex, and Jenny? Those three had a Cheese and Mayo Sandwich. One of em has herpes and one of em has a yeast infection and Alix is a squirter
by CheekyBooty February 28, 2021
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Russian Sandwich

When a chick takes one cock in the pussy and a second in the ass at the same time.
She wanted me to be a part of a Russian Sandwich with her and her boyfriend, but I said no as I didn’t want to have my cock that close to another guy’s cock.
by Displaced Aussie October 19, 2022
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Sandwich Man

Something that no-one wants to be called but can't be denied, because it's true.
"Phil, you're a sandwich man."
"No I'm not."
"But it's true because you can't deny it."
by LifelikeV May 26, 2018
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