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Contraceptive personality

A personality type which causes you to luck out with those you are trying to date.
Joe has tried to score with three girls so far tonight, but every time, his contraceptive personality got in the way, and we was denied.
by Nick WJ May 2, 2023
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Personal Stranger

Someone who will always stay a stranger to you, yet they help you go through some tough times and are always there to talk with you about anything. Most of the time these are either people you meet online or someone like a bartender.
"Hey man you ok? You seem kinda down"
"I'm fine thanks, i've talked with my personal stranger about everything already"
by Kyorith May 4, 2023
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The Person Drinking This Cup Is Amazing

Hey! You! Yes you! The person reading this cup! You need to know that YOU are beautiful! YOU are amazing! There is nobody just like you. You are beautiful and unique in your own way. Even when life is getting you down, you still manage to shine. No matter what anyone says, you are amazing. Taylor Swift is quaking. Now go outside and be perfect, you litter star.
by Tehxjejs December 14, 2018
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undisclosed personal insecurities

"I really like Nick, but I’m not interested in dating anyone. I think it has more to do with undisclosed personal insecurities than anything. Nick is an awesome guy but I don’t want to pursue anyone right now."
by Spogbob July 8, 2019
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When you have the magical ability to do multiple Scottish voices, ranging from Team Fortress 2 to Austin Powers to Shrek.
Jerry: What's up with Bob McLock?
Steven: He has Multiple Scottish Personality Disorder. One moment he's 500lbs, then he's reminiscing about Onions and farting non stop, or charging people with a Claymore and eye-patch, all while blasting bag pipe music.
by I am related to Chuck Norris August 19, 2022
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Very Nice Black Person

A form of saying the N word in a friendly way.
dude1: Yo bro look at this very nice black person.
dude2: bro just say nigga, nobody is watching us.
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Person

A disgrace to everything that is to exist.
'I am a person and I hate it.'
by anonymous January 26, 2023
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