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Don't Be a Carlos

1. Don't Be a Carlos refers to never being able to retain or collect all the information necessary. Usually asking questions that do not relate to anything being discussed.

2. Thinks about things to do to seem "better" but is pointless to do.

3. When you or someone you know causes stress, mumbling, anxiety, or loss of braincells.
Lt.: "What's the most inspiring thing I ever said to you?" Carlos: “Don't be a Carlos. It changed my life."
Joe: "Hey can you go help this guy?" Bill: "Who am I meeting and what does he need?" Joe: "I don't know." Bill: "Don't be a fucking Carlos."
by NOWAKOWJ June 1, 2022
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You Must Know Something I Don't

When someone says something outlandish, this is a common response.
Calvin: My head is all swollen, so I'll wrap it in a turban so my parents won't notice!
Hobbes: You must know something I don't.
by MalumLibrum958 January 10, 2023
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I don't know

I don't know=I have no knowledge of it or, I don't know how to answer that.
Person 1: How many muscles is in a cats ear?
Person 2: I don't know.

Person 1: Do you have summer plans?
Person 2: I don't know.
by Shakespearerocks February 10, 2024
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by Jimbo Skibeede August 17, 2024
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don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.
was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something
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oh don't

...Short for "oh don't cope". When someone is actively in the coping phase, that's when you hit 'em with the "oh don't", in other words saying "oh don't cope"
*in a rainbow six siege match* *person 2 misses all their shots, rook turns around and pops them*

Person 2: "broooo my bad papa i'm tired rn thats why I missed" "can't win 'em all papa"

Person 1: "oh don't"
by BINGQILING November 12, 2024
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Don't push the horses

-Don't push the horses
-Don't push the what?
-Don't push the horses!!!
-I need a translator.
by *"':;!? July 20, 2025
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