Josh

Short for Joshua. A guy whose defining characteristic is his inconsistency. The only thing consistent about him is his eternal refusal to reply to texts and be respectful. Selfish to the core and short in every sense and region, this guy will never have ambitions outside his teenage fantasies.

"did Josh ever text you back?"
"what do you think?"
"I'm guessing that's a no."
"uh huh."

by BadBoyByron January 12, 2024

josh

josh is a lazy person tbh he will not wake up he spends his whole semester in bed

Mom: GET UP

josh: NO

by monkey with an ak May 18, 2021

Josh

Vetta's favorite person.

You know Josh?

You mean Vetta's favorite person?
Yeah.

by Snvffed September 30, 2021

Josh Giddey

To become famous in the line of basketball, and proceed to touch minors at a club.

Basketball People 1: Yo I Josh Giddey'd the little girl
Coach: Your now starting 5

by Ilovemcminers March 18, 2024

Josh A

my favorite artist

i love Josh A

by aahsnewkskmd August 30, 2022

Josh Hutchersoned

Getting Josh Hutchersoned is when you are tricked into watching a 2014 edit of josh Hutchersoned to the song whistle baby

If I get Josh Hutchersoned one more time, I'm going to end it all

by tsundere_ho November 25, 2023

josh

josh has a large penis

i’m definitely a josh

by jjjjjjooooooossssssshhhhhhhh February 17, 2022