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Crack

Noun: A form of cocaine that can be smoked. Induces euphoria and increased energy. Not at all good for the human body.

Adjective: Describes something (particularly food) that is so good that it is borderline addictive. May or may not be good for the human body (not to the same degree as literal crack.)
It is known that Tagalongs can be used to cure crack addition, because they're crack in of themselves.
by Glennicus February 17, 2020
mugGet the Crackmug.

Crack fiend

Somebody who is attacking people for crack
by Redrum ibra October 2, 2018
mugGet the Crack fiendmug.

Crack

You've most likely seen more than one in your walls if your landlord or the one that oversees your landlord is on crack.
Landlord- You give me 20 dollars and I will get that crack caulked right up.

Tenant- You started saying that 3 years and thousands of dollars ago, just like you said it a couple of nights ago when you showed up while I was trying to get some sleep at 3 am. This building is ready to collapse on my kids. I can see daylight in my living room with all the blinds and curtains closed and no lights on, it's not coming from the lights in here.
by Solid Mantis October 5, 2020
mugGet the Crackmug.

Crack for two!

A oxygen thieving to be mother who consumes ridiculous amounts of crystal meth with no regards what so ever for her unborn baby! Typically lacking any and all forms of commonsense! An absolute disgrace to humanity.
OMFG did you know Ashley is still smoking crack! Yeah she’s having Crack for two!
by Organiz3d Chaos July 7, 2021
mugGet the Crack for two!mug.

Crack head

A loser who smokes crack cocaine because they are dumb
Bboy alien ness aint no community hero, he's a crack head who is very destructive and has no soul
by Crack head hunter August 31, 2019
mugGet the Crack headmug.

Crack blaster

When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
by Dickbender December 4, 2021
mugGet the Crack blastermug.

Cracking The Function

to make something successful, or make it go your way.
Bro, no way you just threw back 8 percocets! Your totally cracking the function!
by Tayy9x June 21, 2022
mugGet the Cracking The Functionmug.

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