towel law

The unspoken rule that towels' rights are less than any other person's, excluding towels themselves. Towels are not allowed to:
1. Read
2. Write
3. Vote
4. Drive
5. Leave their designated area
6. Dry anything their masters say not to
7. Disobey a master's orders
8. Smoke, drink, or have other substance-related activity
Towels are subhuman filth.

Thanks to Towel Law, the towel was punished sternly by the whip for attempting to write a book about how to drive, against Amy Schumer's vagina's wishes. It was quickly rolled into a makeshift dildo-tampon and shoved back in. Amy Schumer stopped menstruating a long time ago, so don't worry. It's just super sweaty and gross.

by Niger Tits October 9, 2017

Dog-in-law

The dog owned by your spouse's family is called your dog-in-law. (Plural - dogs-in-law)

Hey, my dog-in-law is eating your food.

My dog-in-law is super cute.

by Victoria’s baby October 16, 2017

law of chef

This law applies if you destroy the enemy team by a huge score discrepancy, the law indicates that your next game will leave you to be terribly destroyed.

Guy 1: dang, North Academy won the first map 16-1, and got rekt 16-0 on the next map.
Guy 2: that's the law of chef for ya m9

by lennyface May 26, 2017

Trump's law

for every action you do, there is a tweet of yourself highlighting your hypocrisy.

Trump's law

>Dude, trump hired another globalist.

> Didn't he said that he was going to drain the swamp?

>Yeah he tweeted that.

by juasjuasie June 3, 2017

Trou Law

The acceptable number of days before it is alright to lust over your friend.

Nobita : I want Shizuka
Doraemon : I think you are well fast anyone Trou Law, so it is acceptable to have those feelings

Nobita : I want Shizuka

by Balrajgad June 26, 2017

pete's law

When you misinterpret, or miss the tone of a text.

Text: Hey your wrong
Text 2: hey fuck you
Text: Pete's Law

by FoC-Judy_Hopps November 2, 2017

leach's law

The premise that when someone throws an accusation of mansplaining into an argument, they automatically lose said argument since their only counter is the gender of the speaker.

Person 1- the earth is flat
Person 2- no it isn't! There is plenty of evidence saying otherwise.
Person 1- Stop Mansplaining!
Person 2- under the terms of Leach's Law, I declare myself the winner and bid you good day.

by EnigmaAlex November 4, 2017