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leach's law

The premise that when someone throws an accusation of mansplaining into an argument, they automatically lose said argument since their only counter is the gender of the speaker.
Person 1- the earth is flat
Person 2- no it isn't! There is plenty of evidence saying otherwise.
Person 1- Stop Mansplaining!
Person 2- under the terms of Leach's Law, I declare myself the winner and bid you good day.
by EnigmaAlex November 4, 2017
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law

If its not communism its okay
put a law on that sheet
by SwagDolphinFTW November 8, 2017
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Ughimer's law

the rule that everyone is more attractive than you, or a certain person. The gender or age doesn't matter with Ughimer's law, it just says that one person is literally uglier than everyone else, no matter what. It also makes it so you don't have to compare.
I bet Spiri is uglier than Fazzy.
they are both equal imo.
no Spiri is worse.
Lets compare.
remember Ughimer's law, it applies to Spiri, there is no need.
by spiricomet November 8, 2017
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The Adamson Law

This law states that the length and girth of a male's penis is inversely proportional to his mental capabilities unless either is enhanced or degraded through outside influence.
Although his dick really fills me up, he's useless when it comes to conversation. He' s a real idiot. Curse the Adamson Law!
by Heinkel November 25, 2017
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Moore's Law

A.K.A. Roy Moore's Law, is the observation that the number of pretty young under-aged honeypots in a crowded mall increases the chances of harassing, assaulting, and or raping some under-aged teenager as an approximate inverse proportion to the whole number of all teenaged girls present at the mall on any given afternoon.
Whoa, vile Roy was at the mall this afternoon and according to Moore's Law, Roy came home with a 14 year old girl, took her to his bedroom and made her feel his Johnson through his underwear before she cried to go home - what a fucking repugnant pedophile.
by keyline26 December 12, 2017
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Coconut Law

You must eat two pieces of coconut
That is the law
Eat two pieces of coconut bavan. It's the coconut law.
by DarkAbyssDude March 8, 2018
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Gibb's Second Law

Coined by Gibbs himself, it is short for 'Gibb's second law of relational-dynamics'

It states that:

Relationships between members in a squad will not last for long and when they do end they will tend towards the detriment of the squad as a whole and will probably involve a lot of angry paras sent over iMessage and/or Whatsapp.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Sarah and Matt broke up?"
Person 2: "Yeah, I had 374 unread messages on Whatsapp"
Person 1: "What can you do, it's just Gibb's Second Law!"
by Slow-winky February 14, 2017
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