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free lifer

refer to someone who lives a life free from certain societal norms or constraints, perhaps someone who rejects traditional lifestyles or expectations. Alternatively, it could imply someone who is liberated from particular constraints or limitations, whether physical, social, or psychological
by dejiii May 6, 2024
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Spotify free

I HATE SPOTIFY IT IS MAKING ME LOOSE MY MIND.
I'm actually going insane it's not a joke. For those of you with Spotify premium you will never understand our pain... never mind the CONSTANT ads-literally every 5 minutes- Spotify doesn't think my discernment is good enough tor picking one song. No spotify has 5 more recommended songs to play in front of my desired song. It feels classist I can't explain why it just does... and now Spotify is taking away our lyric reading rights! It feels like an injustice. And dear Spotify, due to how bad you have treated me I will never EVER cave. You will not have my money. You have broken my trust.
Switching to pirating music โค๏ธ (joking for legal reasons)
Me and my loved ones at a funeral~ "sweetie you are in charge of the playlist after all this was your best friend, they would want you to do the honors..put some Spotify on"
"really are you sure...?"
"Yes love put together a playlist please."
*A curated 5 hour sad music playlist playing*

Ave Maria finishes playing** Spotify thinks she got it from here and puts on bad feeling (oompa loompa)
(sped up vers.)
"This is so disrespectful!!!!, I can't believe you would play this at your best friends funeral!!"
*all loved ones shun you*

'In the car'
Let me put on some music!- *you will get 30 minutes of uninterrupted listening after this short break* (lies) "tampax can protect just like pads!!!๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰๐ŸŽ‰
Friend later* Marsai Martin isn't real she can't hurt you, i'll put on some calming music...
"Marsai
Martin here!! ok true story! One time while vacationing in the Bahamas-
โ€œAHHHH SKIP IT PLEASE SKIPโ€
"I can't Spotify free froze the screen!!"
"You ran out of skips!!!!"
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free agent

When a boy or a girl is single
trey: โ€˜yoo sheโ€™s been a free agent for a whileโ€™
โ€œthat girl posted saying sheโ€™s a free agent after the feud with her boyfriendโ€
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Free Tibet

Used to tell people to free Tibet, as Tibet is still captured by China, and Tibetans want their country back.
"Free Tibet!" An old Tibetan lady cried as she protested her sign to the Chinese Embassy. More cheers erupted from the crowd for a sign of mercy. Every March 10th, Tibetans come together and walk to the Chinese Embassy, all across the world, for a chance their country will be freed from the Chinese government. All they ever wanted was freedom for their family who cannot leave their own country. It's been 74 years since. Over 1.2 million Tibetans have died from the Chinese, torturing them deadly. The Tibetan youth born in Tibet have now been brainwashed into thinking many bad things about the 14th Dalai Lama and more. God please bless the youth and people in Tibet, and may Tibet be freed one day.
by aloneandalone May 18, 2024
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THE PINNACLE OF BRAINROT.

Legend speaks of a man who had memorized the sacred texts. After REDACTED amount of REDACTED witnessed the REDACTED that happened, the man was never seen again.
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free willy society

When you're taking a piss in public and someone walks by, you don't stop pissing and yell "free willy society"
Person 1: *pissing in a bush*
Person 2: bro why are you pissing in public
Person 1: FREE WILLY SOCIETY!
by Jim Bob the high February 14, 2024
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