e-tarded

the complete inability to write legible electronic messages, such as not being able to text correctly, facebook, AIM, etc.

AK: im gna g to baothuse
me: what the hell does that mean? you're e-tarded.

by GeetSquad May 13, 2010

E-f

fundamentally, an electronic announcement of a boyfriend/girlfriend. phonetically, rhymes with 'bf'. usually referred to as in the context of a relationship status on a social networking site, i.e. facebook, myspace.

hey, did you hear about bree's new e-f?

yeah they've been going out for a while but she just changed her status on her facebook to in a relationship.

wow, they must be getting serious

by DanielWebz July 22, 2009

e-haircut

see also ihaircut. When a person makes a change in their online identity.

Sally got an e-haircut when she changed her screen name on AIM.

by Karlton Christopher Williams March 30, 2004

Formula e

A non exiting racing series so formula 1 drivers can avoid paying road tax

I can't pay taxes, I'm going to do formula e!

by Ilikeracingandstuff May 3, 2019

E-jaculate

What you do while watching porn on the internet

I just E-jaculated just before the cops broke the door down

by fuckidunno October 12, 2011

e-mop

someone that acts like an emo. they do everythintg that an emo would do! they dress like em, talk like em, listen to the same music, have same hair! they do everything the same except the whole slicing the wrists part!

emo=emo and the p =poser making an emo poser

That e-mop isn't very smart.

by baller485 September 7, 2008

QFT&E

Quoted for Truth and Emphasis.

Dude, Frodo lives at the end of Lord of the Rings!

QFT&E.

by Motoko Kamiyama December 10, 2006