Opening day of Shopping 

Where all the women go on insane long shopping sprees followed by a night of excess alcohol, because their husbands are gone for opening day of gun season.

Sarah: Betty, its the opening day of shopping this weekend!

Betty: Ill grab his credit cards!

Opening day of Shopping by brandon2k9 November 5, 2009

Valentine's Day baby 

Baby born in the month of November likely conceived from passionate sex on Valentine's Day.

Our daughter was born right around Thanksgiving. I am 100 percent sure that she is a Valentine's Day baby.

Valentine's Day baby by yes juanito yes November 13, 2014

national ex girlfriend day 

National ex girlfriend day is a day where you celebrate you and your favorite ex girlfriend

Me:happy national ex girlfriend day :)
My ex gf: bye whore 😂

national ex girlfriend day by Bad bitch period🥴 August 1, 2020

seventh day adventist

A Protestant Christian denomination whose followers, upon Bible proof, observe Saturday (the seventh day) as the day of worship. Adventists worship from Friday's sunset to Saturday's sunset - a period of time called "the Sabbath day."

Followers of this belief...

- are generally against abortion.
- refrain from eating pork, shellfish, and other animals that the Bible tells are "unclean"; many people of this faith are vegetarians.
- are against gay marriage.
- are opposed to any piercings and tatoos.
- dress modestly and without adornments (i.e. jewelry, make up, extravagant hairstyles).

Being a Seventh day Adventist is really awesome - it fulfills my spiritual needs more than any other religion could.

seventh day adventist by HappyLauren October 20, 2007

First Day of School 

It's never too bad...you have a clean slate, new classes, you get to see all the people who you haven't seen over the summer...that whole can't fall asleep the night before it type of thing. Then the second day comes, and it's not too bad. Then you get to the 4th and 5th days of school, and begin to realize that you will have to live with that hell for the next 9 months.

The first day of school is tommorrow...SHIT!!

First Day of School by Jakabones August 13, 2006

Jack Bauer Day 

n.
1. A day dedicated to watching a full season of 24, as if you're actually watching the show in real time. Some may start watching at the same time that the episode starts; this however is optional.

2. A very intense day, usually filled with unusually dramatic and perilous moments, somewhat similar to a day in the life of Jack Bauer.

David: Man, are you comin' into work today?
Tony: Nah bro, I just picked up Season 5, I'm havin myself a Jack Bauer Day.

Chloe: Jeez Ed, what happened to you today?
Ed: You would not believe it, i got in a car accident, was fired from my job and then pushed out of a bus! What a Jack Bauer Day!

Jack Bauer Day by thediddler April 4, 2009

xxxtentacion day

On 6/19/18 and every 6/19, we remember the legend known as xxxtentacion

R.I.P. X, You helped me through depression :(
Gone but never forgotten

Yo man you ready for Xxxtentacion day?
Oh man its today, I better get ready to pay respects!

xxxtentacion day by AstroVaros June 19, 2018