Getting a crusty

When you get a leaky boner, but cant do anything about it so it gets crusty

Bro i was in class and i was getting a crusty right when the teacher asked me to present, i couldnt adjust so now its stuck to my underwear

by Slightly Syko January 25, 2020

i.have.crusty.toes

Is an account on TikTok that is a K-pop Stan she danced to " I can't stop me " by Twice and her first video is her father scaring her when she did a Trending TikTok dance in October - Anonymous

"@i.have.crusty.toes is a TikTok account"

by K-pop stanner December 21, 2020

Gold Nosed Upper Crusts

A mocking, often derogatory name given to those of high economic or social standing. Often referring to those who are greedy and perpetuate their greed with powerful connections.

"Those gold nosed upper crust billionaires screwed us over!"
"These gold nosed upper crusts have kept us down for too long!"

by Dyne Willow Work February 2, 2021

musty and crusty

Brooke pitta

instead of not taking a shower i was snapping people that's why i am musty and crusty

by aasdasdasdasdasdad October 28, 2021

Dusty Musty Crusty

Someone who lives in crusty crib and is dusty and musty

Hello Ellion Lindholm ur are Dusty musty crusty

by Professor Dusty June 13, 2022

crippled granny crustacean

When you jizz on an old lady so vigorously it cripples her and leaves a crusty exoskeleton all over her body

Dude, Margaret made me ejaculate so hard that she is now a crippled granny crustacean

by TitsMcNips August 17, 2022

Norman the crusted

A woman manager at a restaurant in northern Wisconsin who smokes a lot of weed at night and comes into work looking crusted

Oh good Norman the Crusted showed up for work on time. Let’s give her a hard time!

by Vlemon August 6, 2023