by ImLowkeyJustAChillGuy June 14, 2025
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*they friend come up*
friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.
*one of the person jumping his friend*
Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.
Jumper 2: exactly
*they friend come up*
friend: yall not finna jump my dawg.
*one of the person jumping his friend*
Jumper 1: yo ass wanna be captain save a ho so bad.
Jumper 2: exactly
by OgBadbitty June 20, 2025
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A portmanteau of "capitalist" and "retard".
A derogatory, often playful term used by socialists, communists, and anti-capitalists to describe an uncritical or intellectually naive supporter of capitalism. Implies a person who blindly adheres to capitalist ideology, often ignoring its inherent flaws, historical injustices, or the nuances of alternative economic systems. Capitards are typically willfully ignorant to communist and socialist ideologies, and are slow-witted.
A derogatory, often playful term used by socialists, communists, and anti-capitalists to describe an uncritical or intellectually naive supporter of capitalism. Implies a person who blindly adheres to capitalist ideology, often ignoring its inherent flaws, historical injustices, or the nuances of alternative economic systems. Capitards are typically willfully ignorant to communist and socialist ideologies, and are slow-witted.
by SankaraSuperfan July 31, 2025
Get the Capitard mug.A half-functioning fishing captain powered by nicotine, meth, and pure coastal paranoia. Captain Crank is the guy screaming about government satellites while freebasing off tin foil in the engine room of a rusted-out commercial boat—or chain-smoking through a guided trip while cussing at seagulls and mumbling about “the deep state tracking red snapper migrations.”
Not to be confused with an old salty dog—Captain Crank isn’t wise, he’s wired. You’ll know him by the jerky hand movements, a permanent squint (either from sun damage or sleep deprivation), and the overwhelming scent of bait, diesel, and regret.
Spotting Characteristics:
- Yellowed mustache from years of inhaling tinfoil smoke
- Boat held together by zip ties, duct tape, and spite
- Knows exactly where the fish are… but won’t tell you unless you “wake up to what’s really going on”
- Listens exclusively to ham radio frequencies and Joe Rogan clips from 2016
- Will fight you and the harbor patrol if you touch his bait cooler
Common Habitats:
- Commercial fishing boats with suspicious burn marks near the bilge
- Charter docks where someone just got fired or disappeared
- VFW bars with broken pool tables
- Forums arguing that fish finders are government mind-control devices
Not to be confused with an old salty dog—Captain Crank isn’t wise, he’s wired. You’ll know him by the jerky hand movements, a permanent squint (either from sun damage or sleep deprivation), and the overwhelming scent of bait, diesel, and regret.
Spotting Characteristics:
- Yellowed mustache from years of inhaling tinfoil smoke
- Boat held together by zip ties, duct tape, and spite
- Knows exactly where the fish are… but won’t tell you unless you “wake up to what’s really going on”
- Listens exclusively to ham radio frequencies and Joe Rogan clips from 2016
- Will fight you and the harbor patrol if you touch his bait cooler
Common Habitats:
- Commercial fishing boats with suspicious burn marks near the bilge
- Charter docks where someone just got fired or disappeared
- VFW bars with broken pool tables
- Forums arguing that fish finders are government mind-control devices
“We thought he was just passionate… until Captain Crank started yelling about fluoride in the chum.”
“Captain Crank brought us to the fish, but also brought a .38 and a full-blown manifesto.”
“If you smell burnt foil and hear something about ‘the government stealing our swordfish,’ turn around—that’s a Captain Crank.”
“He didn’t use sonar. He said he ‘felt the vibrations in his fillings.’ I’m never chartering with Captain Crank again.”
“Captain Crank brought us to the fish, but also brought a .38 and a full-blown manifesto.”
“If you smell burnt foil and hear something about ‘the government stealing our swordfish,’ turn around—that’s a Captain Crank.”
“He didn’t use sonar. He said he ‘felt the vibrations in his fillings.’ I’m never chartering with Captain Crank again.”
by Pary Moppins August 3, 2025
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by karmakazuya August 11, 2025
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