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Chris Hemsworth

Can turn a woman pregnant by looking at her. Also can turn straight men gay and gay women straight. Is THE hotttest man, and I wish I could make out with him
TEXTING ON DISCORD
Me: Look at this hot guy
My friend: It's Chris Hemsworth isn't it?
Me: PPPPFT. nooooo
also me: Proceeds to send her 100 Chris hemswerth images that I found on pinterest

Chris pope 

Fat 50 year old virgin
I just saw a chris pope
Chris pope by Whale Gina July 28, 2022

Chris Fang 

A way to specifically describe a short but strong, handsome, smart asian boy
Your looks deceived me...you truly are a Chris Fang.
It's okay to be small in size but make sure you're at least a Chris Fang.
You better watch out, my brothers a Chris Fang.
Chris Fang by Shuhua021 August 1, 2022

Chris Evans Sexual 

only feeling love towards Chris Evans and no one else. You can feel attracted to other men but only love Chris Evans.
I am not gay, I am Chris Evans Sexual.
Chris Evans Sexual by Grxztify August 4, 2022

Chris Kutyla

The biggest NPC of all time who like emos and gets hard looking at one.
Chris Kutyla is a Chris Kutyla

Chris Kutyla

Chris Kutyla is a big NPC who gets no women.
"Look at that big Chris Kutyla over there."
"OMG he's a big Chris Kutyla!"