lilyana can

bro she steals my undershirts and somehow looks better in them than me. she’s obsessed with indians, like fully certified currymucher. she’s tiny as hell, 4’11 but swears she’s 5 foot because “her doctor said so” and honestly i just let her have it. got more energy than a redbull on crack. her hair’s that messy curly/wavy type that somehow always looks good, like she wakes up and it’s already perfect. and her eyes?? hazel-brown, dangerous, stare into them too long and you’ll forget your name, your plans, your whole personality. she’s loud, smart, chaotic in the best way, can cook, and built like a snack-sized kitkat bar. will gaslight you into thinking she’s not the cutest mf alive while literally standing there looking like god handcrafted her on his day off. head is IMMACUALTE

lilyana can MY bitch not YOURS

by lilyana's bf June 5, 2025

you can see the pain in his dih

xxxsextacion interview and he said "whats a father" refering that he hasn't got a father and its so cringe and stupid

bob: jamal is cryin look at him
steve: you can see the pain in his dih

by goonername333 May 27, 2025

How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you

Ok you must have listened to KSI ft. Ricegum's new song before looking this one up. Fair enough !

So this one was directed at 'Ethan', one of the Sidemen members known as "Behzinga" and it's basically KSI asking Ethan how much wood can a woodchuck, CHUCK, if the woodchuck looked like him, which means if the woodchuck was FAT like Ethan.

So basically he's calling Ethan fat... From the start KSI seems to sum up the whole song !

I have a feeling that the 'Yo Mama' channel would like these fat jokes.

JJ : How much wood can a woodchuck chuck if the woodchuck looked like you ?
Ethan : Idk, if you're calling me fat are we counting the fat in your tits ?
Supa Hot Fire and his crew : OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

by G-F0rc3 August 13, 2017

Can

Jail and/or prison

He’s been in & out the can

by Cdacda77 November 14, 2022

Johannes Can

Johannes is a beautiful men you will never find somebody like and he has the biggest dick in the world and he is the best skater of all time all the girls chase him because he is so cool

Look theres Johannes Can I heard that he is a Cool Skater Boy and He has a big dick

by JohannesVan August 16, 2022

spicy can opener

When you propel yourself from a high five, plummeting 24 feet and planting your dick firmly in a thimble of ghost pepper infused tobacco sauce, all while executing a perfect split.

In the 1984 olympics Greg Louganis performed the spicy can opener it was rumored that his dick became so hot that; global warming.

by Dr. Helga J.G Fünkhaußer February 17, 2018

dirty oil can

When a man and a women lay head to head and pee on each other

Hey can I get a dirty oil can

by Corneales mcdoon May 15, 2018