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butt face

this word is commonly used by youth under the age of 10 to insult someone who destroyed them in a roast battle. when they say this, it is like a call to the rest of their pack for them to come and help their buddy by screaming "oooooooo roasted" so that they can pretend like they roasted you badly. there is no way to counter this other than no you, ur mum gae lul or ur dad lesbie.
bob: your forehead is bigger than the solar system.Jason: shut up butt face. bob: no u.Jason: dies
by Sickomobambapwlewdiememe April 16, 2019
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butt leach

Butt leach = co-worker who sucks the bosses ass so hard they resemble a parasite such as a leach.
Omg she totally kisses the bosses ass....she is such a butt leach!
by jamieirene January 27, 2014
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Butt Front

Butt Front
Noun

1 .A Butt Front is when a bitches stomach gets fat and starts taking on a shape that looks a lot like her goddamn ass. Usually these women are older and tend to be a bit bitchy.

2. When fat bitches have a fatter than normal lower abdomen. It looks like their Butt is in the Front. Hence, Butt Front.

Origin Theories:

1. The disease derives its name from the fact that Old Bitches with Big Fuckin' Cans just go to sleep one night ... then BLAMO! They wake up with their goddamned asses turned around 180 degrees to the front!

A passage read on an anonymous blog:

2. The mysterious origin of this seemingly unexplained oddity has never been verified, but the fact remains ... scientists and doctors are baffled and hella weirded out by seeing these mean old bitches come waddling into the ER, wantin' some goddamn Vicodin, yelling nonsense about evil devil cats ... and to beat it all ... they're standing there, Butt Front Naked, with their soiled depends falling off their massive Butt Fronts... oh, God knows what .. and the smell? Well, it's not Aqua Velva! Yelling and screaming that their goddamn asses are turned around backwards ... because they were mean to cats.
Ms Zelma's gotta fuckin' SWEET ASS Butt Front. Wait, that didn't sound ...fuck it. I gotta get in dem BIG OL' CANS, son!

When that bitch Miss Spencer woke up this morning, and fuckin' ROLLED outta bed, she got a BIG ASS surprise from her corner mirror! Hahahaha! Butt Front!

Brah, I fucked Old Missus Tamlin! She invited me over for some tea and gin rummy ... one thing led to another ... and an hour later ..when she finally let loose of those depends ... That massive BUTT FRONT started glowing diesel plug ... bright, brighter, BINGO! ... it was like a lighthouse guiding me home.
by J.Philip.Dick October 26, 2015
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butt welded

When you can't get your I.D. out of your wallet from sitting on it too much.
When the doorman at the club asked Billy for his I.D., Billy had to give him his wallet because he had butt welded it in there.
by PeteyD.com May 26, 2009
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beefy butt

A booty licious girl with a beef butt. She got that jiggle juice.
Damn girl you got a beefy butt!
by Southernbeef September 3, 2017
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Butt ivy

Slang originating in the east coast and parts of LA denoting herpes, specifically on the asshole.
Girl1: I got my ass eaten out by this guy a couple weeks ago and since then I've been developing sores and it itches all over!

Girl2: Were you able to see if there was shit on his face? Sounds like a bad case of butt ivy!

Girls1: What's that???

Girls2: Herpes girl!!!!
by anonymous February 20, 2022
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bran butts

by sandboxworld July 22, 2010
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