THE MOST BADASS FUCKING FRUIT ON THE ENTIRE PLANET. THE APPLE IS SO MAJESTICALLY RED IT FACEFUCKS ORNAGE IN THE PROCESS OF BEING SO MAGNIFICENT. DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THE BANANA, FUCK THAT BITCH. APPLES RAIN SUPREME. HOLY SHIT.
by Poopywoopypoppy May 16, 2022
Get the Applemug. When you and your mate are on separate sides of the room, then you run at each other jump into a scissor position and slam you privates together.
by finding bow October 11, 2017
Get the Apple Jackmug. by Sham63 May 20, 2018
Get the Apple juicemug. by sadawdfasfq3tgrsghsag March 24, 2021
Get the Apples batterymug. A: round, red or green and tasty fruit that are a doctor’s worst nightmare
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.
B: American company devoted to selling overpriced phones, laptops, not-PCs, earbuds but not overpriced tablets.
A: Apples = Death of doctors
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever
B: Look at my iPhone 420 pro plus ultra max 5G 1TB 69GB RAM phone made by apple!!!!!!! - Every bastard or nerd (🤓🤓🤓🤓) ever
by TheVeryStrangeOne45 September 13, 2022
Get the Applemug. -Oh shit Bethany you sucked my dick till it turned red you fukin apple suckin hoe
-dam bro she an apple sucker
-dam bro she an apple sucker
by Angry betch June 24, 2017
Get the apple suckermug. 