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java bird

java birds are small winged birds who sing when a person has that first cup of strong coffee following an alcohol induced night out. they have shimmering colored feathers which denotes the particular octave of a bird (for example, ones with purple or black feathers will have lower singing voices whilst ones with pink tend to be higher).

The bird song is a happy and light 'javajava' tweet, and can be either a short or long chorus..depending on coffee strength and alcohol consumed.
i had a late night, but have already heard the java birds.

this hangover will subside once the java birds sing..
by gritpoit February 7, 2010
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Bird

12' sheetrock either 1/2 inch or 5/8s but not 10 foot or 14 or any other uncut sheet. Any true drywaller will know this
The ceiling is split birds and 14s
by 2slaps December 28, 2021
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bird

His bird is apparently big, so big that you can clearly see where it's "parked"... That bulge says it all!
by WordBuzz November 27, 2020
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Birds

Birds have legs, legs spelled bacl is sgel and sgel stands for

S-Government

G-Drones
E-Arnt
L-Real
Hey man did you hear that birds are just drones made by the government
by Bwaaaaah November 16, 2020
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Bird box

When you go to somebody’s house for a sex date for the first time and they only wear a blind fold and never take it off. Then you have sex, leave and they never see your face.
Johnny left his apartment door unlocked for me, I went into his bedroom to find him naked. I bird boxed him and left.
by SassySammie June 18, 2021
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Bird

DONT TRUST DEM BURDS MAN, THEY HAVE EYES ON THE BACK OT THEYR HEAD, IM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU THEY ARE PLOTTING SOMETHING AND WE DONT KNOW SO STAY AWAY FROM THEM PLEASE. thank you :)
Person1: aw man look at that bird, it looks suspicious

Person2: he looks like he wants us dead
Bird: * attacks de humanos * -.-.
by Ebola:> April 22, 2020
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Bird

An expression to use for any given sentence or its just a saying
Yo bro im gonna get some pussy tonight

Me - frr ? Birddddddd
by J.dulce04 November 6, 2020
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