The Twirly Bird

The twirly bird is an expert sexual position. You grab the women by her waist region. Then go in a circular motion while hitting it from the back.

“Aye bro, I’m boutta hit the twirly bird on this chick”

by The Actual Goat December 12, 2018

shaded bird

if you have one, you'll know. once you know, you will be able to recognise people with and without shaded birds. shaded birds can be lost, but it always changes at 11.

"hey, what is a shaded bird?"
"it's really hard to explain, but you have a shaded bird"
"i'm going to lose it"
"lol"

by dwanye quest May 11, 2023

bird sniffer

A weird person who has a habit of sniffing specific kinds of birds for sexual arousal. These strange people also tend to believe that they can smell color, such as that of the Cardinal or Bluejay. This makes it more likely for the person to be attracted to a certain kind of bird. Bird sniffers are also certified faggots. The end.

Talon: Harley is such a bird sniffer!!

Jules: Wait, who is Harley? I do not own a pet named Harley.

by etrifas May 14, 2022

Bird slurp

The liquid inside a woman's mouth that she forces inside your mouth when you're thirsty or parched.

I had no water left to drink when I shoved my pre-work out powder into my mouth. The girl next to me came over to shoot her shot but instead of a water bottle she grabbed my chin and tilted my head back and gave me all her bird slurp.

by anonymous September 9, 2022

Wounded Bird Syndrome

When someone(more often than not a straight guy) who is a "model" citizen who's healthy, conforms to societal norms, etc, is attracted to someone who has usually had multiple traumatic events or a hard life involving drug abuse and addiction, parent/friend loss, being a rape victim, prostitute, etc, with the idea that they love the person who was scarred by the world, seeing them for being kind. In turn they feel they can help the person get over their trauma and start a loving family with them and die old together. This more often than not though leads to said person finding out the person they were attracted to is stuck in their ways, awfully damaged in multiple ways, aggressive, or doesn't want that happy lifestyle. If they do get with the person they're attracted to it often ends in them just being a hookup.

Brock has wounded bird syndrome. He tried dating some Russian sex trafficked girl named amelia who's coke addicted because they had fun talking on tinder, but she said if she fucked him it'd only be once and she was going to fuck 5 other guys that week. He tried to get her to move in with him and failed.

by Necrozma Beam September 29, 2023

Bird

My friends name, she's a simp for Alan walker lol lol bird is a nice girl she's tOo sweet and like yeah shes my friend lol lol

A reason for the name bird

by Lisa lemon lizzy June 2, 2022

Bird-dog

Aight I only went through page 1 but I haven't seen the definition I'm used to. In construction, bird-dogging is when you stand there watching someone work while doing fuck all yourself. Usually the bird-dog is a safety guy doing an audit or a foreman with nothing better to do. If you're unlucky, it's the supernintendo looking for a reason to turf your ass. I learned this in scaffolding and ironworking. There are ways to let your boys know you got eyes on you, such as calling for a 7 foot tube. You can also get creative and come up with your own codes though. Don't get caught doing stupid shit out there and always ALWAYS tie off.

Ground guy: "7 foot tube!"

Translation: " we got us a fuckin bird-dog guys"

Crew lead: "wtf don't you got tags to recertify? Why you gotta sit there and bird-dog us the whole time between first coffee and lunch?"

Foreman: "paperwork go brrrrrr lol"

by treefuckerOG June 30, 2023