Bird

In Infinite Jest, heroin. Possibly also from Charlie Parker (nicknamed “Bird”) or a slant of heron, aave of heroin.

Shooting the bird.
Kicking the bird.

by Hank Hoagland March 3, 2019

For the birds

Means you’re a follower
A bird follows its flock so you’re following others

“Yous a lame you for the birds”

by ..weirdo September 4, 2025

Wild Vegas Turkey Bird

When one gets a tampon stuck I see their vagina/butthole on their men’s teal cycle cause by finger penetration (BRUTE CAUSE LACK OF SEX EDUCATION)

I heard Samantha got a wild Vegas turkey bird, “nasty bitch!”

by Fat Dick Nigha February 13, 2024

Birds in a pahn

A colloquial phrase for ‘it is what it is’. When nothing can be done about a particular situation and there is no need to dwell on it. One just has to live with the issue and move on.

Guy 1: smashes a bottle of vodka

Guy 2: ‘birds in a pahn’

by LittleFA September 15, 2019

Bird Doctor

Bird Doctor is mostly used by players from SCP Secret Laboratory, defined SCP-049. 'Cause 049 looks like a bird.

Player (Most Likely Class-D): Guys, run, Bird Doctor is coming.

by FunKodex December 8, 2018

Bird Bath

Washing your penis in the sink.

Kevin: Yeah, I was tryna get a blowjob so I went and took a bird bath.

by eevee666 May 10, 2015

half man half bird

A man who’s nose is so big it could be used to pleasure a girl, rossmary or queer

Oh yes peck me half man half bird

by Th3 auth0r April 27, 2023