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American John smith 

John smith is the BEST American in the whole fricking world. He makes his wife stay in the kitchen all day and hates you if you’re not American. He owns a farm and supports trump.

American broomstick 

A term for American orbital rockets. The term was created by head of Russian Space Agency Rogozin on Twitter, when trying to threaten the USA, by not flying their cargo on Russian Soyuz rockets, due to international sanctions that came as a consequence of Russia vs Ukraine war.
"Time to let the American broomstick fly and hear the sounds of freedom." - SpaceX Launch Director moments before liftoff

Americanada

capital: Halifax
largest city: New York
coolest city: Whitehorse and Yellow Knife
best city: Regina
Languages: Americanadian, English, and French
President: Drake
"my fellow certified lover boys, our country has been bitten by a scorpion" Americanada won't attack Afghanistan cuz we're too busy chucking maple syrup and consuming cheap insulin
Americanada by WTF99 May 9, 2022

Americanese

A word that describes slang slang in the United States.
British person: "Oy bruv, I just had me some fish and chips(french fries btw). Those Americans sound funny with their Americanese innit? Not saying words and proper and such? It's good we lot here don't have slang words right-eo???"
Americanese by PsuedoWudo July 2, 2022

American History X'd 

The act of being raped for being a race traitor. Referring to the shower scene in "American History X".
Guy 1: "Wow Todd totally got American History X'd in prison"
Guy 2: "Yeah, he shouldn't have been a race traitor"

American Airdodge 

A directional airdodge in disadvantage that results in you getting hit anyways and you having other defensive options at that time.
Gotta love those American Airdodges! Free GSP!
American Airdodge by Seopse August 13, 2022