Jake

He or she is nice and funny but is pretty short.

Hey look its a Jake.

by Aplesaus November 18, 2019

Jake

A person who has a horse sized cock and is much much taller than it's counterpart - the jacob who is the exact opposite.

Wow your penis is so large, you must be a Jake

by JJake12345 October 16, 2020

Jake

jake is a lovable guy. he most likely has curly hair. jake is tall, but yet sad. he enjoys giving people messages, and is very caring. I bet he has a inny belly button

wow look at that guy with a inny belly button

Yeah thats Jake1

by Booby wood December 9, 2019

Jake

A absolute fuck tard.

Jake your such a fuck tard.

by Cheek clapper 123 May 6, 2020

A Jake Lockley

The act of getting your penis out often after seeing a pint of water.

The man walked into the bar and immediately did A Jake Lockley.

by Jake Lockley admirer March 23, 2024

Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

jake warren

guy who thinks he’s funny and wears sherpas.

HAHA funny one jake warren...

by jakejondrew123 February 1, 2019