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Blow me

A way to say to someone to make you a blowjob.
You 36year old bald headed fag blow me ~ Eminem / without me
by Mavendit November 22, 2021
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Human Blow Pop

When having a threesome with at least one small individual and stick your fist up there ass, lift them up, and allow the other person to suck them dry.
I gave Jeremy a human blow pop with Mike!
by DumbFxck April 23, 2024
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Mormon blow job

When a person rests their dick on another person's tongue while lying down and jiggles their penis by giggling. Also known as a John Smith.
Oh yeah, I got a Mormon blow job last night while watching Veggie Tales - I laughed so hard I came all over her face!

Jane only John Smiths me, it's too bad she won't let me watch cat fails while doing it... I'd blow such a load if a rat started chasing a cat around.
by humdrumcumfun6669 March 24, 2023
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blow 30

When someone is just on your dick heavy and you not fucking w it, just tell them to go suck 30 dicks. Basically an insult
John, blow 30 yo..
by Germx December 14, 2023
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Blowing bubbles

Making plans or agreeing to something without the intention of actually following through.

Lying or “blowing smoke
“ hey I thought you said you were on your way” “oh, man I’m not gonna make it” “pssssss… You were blowing bubbles up my ass the whole time weren’t you?

OR
“Hurry up man, I’m waiting for you outside. Don’t be blowing bubbles”
by Cleehad smiff November 15, 2022
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juicy blow

He gave me a juicy blow
by Purplemonster0000 December 31, 2016
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Blow loads

Telling someone to fuck off in a sexual manor

Go fuck your self!
I can’t believe Jerry thinks I can’t pull girls..
Jerry can blow loads for all I care!
by RabbidGAI June 14, 2024
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