left hand shame

The act of masturbating with your left hand to mix things up in your pleasuring expirence. During the middle of this you realize that you are so lonely that you start to feel shameful for using left hand shame.

I had sex with an exotic stranger known as my left hand. I felt like shit after wards and it was probally my left hand shame.

by rh15 August 26, 2009

Mexican Hand Grenade

when your fisting someone, whether anal or vaginal, and open your hand like an explosion while your hand is inside them.

chick#1 "Jim gave me a Mexican Hand grenade last night."

chick#2 "really, and how was that?"

chick#1 "interestingly fun."

by Mexican with Hand grenades November 28, 2009

Italian Hand Job

Giving yourself a handjob using the hand of either a passed out or sleeping girl/guy.

"Sara passed out early last night so i had to give myself an italian handjob"

by Lonny February 3, 2005

Second hand dick

kissing someone who just sucked a dick.

Jean was giving Jimmy head, after Jean wanted to kiss Jimmy

Jimmy: no way I'm getting second hand dick!

by Fuckingbitchesallthetime November 30, 2015

Hernia Hand Puppet

n. A male patient who is turned into a hand puppet during a hernia exam when his doctor crams his or her hand all the way up inside, totally inverting the scrotum.

Why are you limping?

I went to my doctor on account of mild abdominal pain and he turned me into a hernia hand puppet.

by Cranky Neighbor July 27, 2010

stool hand luke

a man sticks two fingers in his ass and shoves them up his girl's nose to harass her

Ed gave her a stool hand luke.

by Bdiddycav February 5, 2010

second hand phone

Like second hand smoke, many of us may have been affected by this dangerous contaminant, for instance at the gym as you are attempting to go about your workout and all you seem to hear is the total annoyance of the cell phone conversation from the person next to you.
It's even worse when the person is on speaker phone.
Second hand phone at it's worst is when you can't even hear yourself think, the conversation engulfs your entire existence.

I was experiencing some serious second hand phone when all I could hear is every detail of my roommates cellphone conversation in the kitchen.

by Shantal Arechederra December 28, 2007