get on your zoom

To urge someone divert their attention or energy towards something of greater importance or relevance.

This is a popular saying used mostly by TikTok users. In 2020, TikToker QueenZieLocTheVoice recorded a video of her urging her daughter to wake up from sleeping in and log into her virtual Zoom class. She then mentioned that if she didn’t log in she would have her mother in trouble with Truancy. Thus, people on TikTok began using the sound from that video in their own videos to signify the urge to divert focus on important things instead of non-important things.

My sister keeps asking me if she should go back to her ex. I told her “You gotta get on your Zoom and stop going back to that toxic mess.”

I don’t want to go to work today but let me go ahead and get on my Zoom.

You got to get on your Zoom and start getting serious about your workouts.

by Díaz June 28, 2023

Gravel for your duck

the theory that, as a duck needs gravel to eat and digest its food, a man needs sex to live.

"Man, I'm taking you to the bar tonight. You need to get some gravel for your duck"

by old man dan March 1, 2008

Your personal army

Precisely what the Internet is not.

"Hey I need backup here, everyone go to this link and spam th-"

"The Internet is NOT your personal army."

by thisisathens April 6, 2010

tug your slug

Jacking off
Masturbation

Dont tug your slug johnny

by Theonewithabigcock June 17, 2018

Suck Your Mum

A phrase used by City Folk to tell people that their opinion on you is irrelevant and you don’t cares , hence the word ‘ suck your mum ‘ which means go occupy yourself with something else rather than concentrating on me .

Brad - “ Yo Jamie I heard you lost that skrap . “

Jamie - “ Suck your mum . “

by LondonSlangTing February 14, 2020

beating your meat

A expression used to describe the action of masterbating or "jerking off" used to get off or pleasure. usaul finished by busting a nut

Hey nate shaw quit beating your meat in the corner while you talk to your girlfriend thats dirty

by THE ALL KNOW ING MIKE AND CHASE February 20, 2003

boil your bunny

verb phrase
A blanket phrase referring to the psychotic partner in a broken relationship's deluded and unpredictable actions. Referenced from Fatal Attraction.

<Craiggers> She keeps calling me and hanging up, man. I'm about ready to call the fucking police.
<svenmonk> Heh. She's gonna boil your bunny, motherfucker. See you in heaven if you make the list.

by Craiggers September 5, 2003