Happy ritual

A ritual engaged deeply in joy, love, and happiness. Usually done by a Chaos Magician

It's time to shift gears, we need a happy ritual!

by Happy (she, her) January 23, 2024

happy

sad

i am so happy i am sobbing

by anonymous January 18, 2023

happiness hedge

When a fan places a wager against their favorite team in a game or other event. This causes a win/win situation for the fan. Either the fan’s favorite team wins or the fan win their bet.

James: I bet on the Nuggets to lose.

Jake: but aren’t you a fan of the Nuggets?

James: yes, but if they lose, I want to at least get paid.

Jake: ahh, the old happiness hedge

Kyle: true dat

by cupofjuice93 May 23, 2023

Happy hole

A woman’s vagina

Yo, Vanessa has the widest happy hole in the 13th grade

by Wito nasty May 31, 2020

lalalalala happy birthday

when you have trouble pronouncing happy birthday

h-h-happy birthday

lalalalala

happy birthday
Lalalalala happy birthday
Stuttering

by acidicbabey April 30, 2022

Happy house

happy house is based on a true friendship that never ends

happy house is full of kids with an amazing and funny personality

by Sara-6b January 1, 2018

Happy Cream

A family friendly way of describing jiz, man fat or gentlemans relish.

A covert way of drawing attention to a semen stain or residue on someone's clothing or body.

Elizabeth: "so Megan, it was wonderful to meet you and spend Xmas with you and Harry, even if you have spent most of your time in the bedroom".
Megan: "thank you, it has been really nice to meet you and Phillip also.
Elizabeth: "just one thing before you go...I suggest you visit the bathroom and wipe Harry's Happy Cream from your cheek, dear. The paparazzi will have you for fucking breakfast if you go out in that state".
Megan: "Yes ma'am"
Sandringham Palace December 2017

by Burning blue soul December 28, 2017