Cotton socks

A polite way of calling someone a fucking idiot.

"Come on then Cotton socks"

by Epicfail420 November 10, 2020

sock bag

A Bag to put socks in whilst in the washing machine

I’ll have to buy a sock bag as the sock got into the waste pipe.

by The poor Landlord October 13, 2021

Sock trinket

A delightfully-tiny dollop of crusty, dried cum inside of a sock - usually found under a bed.

When Timmy turned 18, I found a sock trinket in his room, next to his father's Playboy magazines.

by MrBabache February 11, 2018

Nutted In my sock

To ejaculate in your sock making them crunchy

In da room I beat my cock,nutted in my sock.

by SockNutter431 July 19, 2021

national poop sock day

why just why did you search this??? u need help

happy national poop sock day!

by poop soc enthusiest November 01, 2021

sock dizzy do

To have sex with someone

Person 1: Hey do you want to hang out later. Maybe we can sock dizzy do? 😏

by gæ.bitch123 July 08, 2021

3 Sock uniform

A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia

Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform

by Lawsonavy August 18, 2023