Joe: Hey Bob I gave your mom the 40 year old Virgin.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.
Bob: What's that?
Joe: One pump and then I just nutted in her.
by Doe John June 20, 2007
by GottaLoveRobin June 28, 2009
to masturbate with either lotion or vaseline. i perfer vaselinf because it makes your penis soft and smooth for the ladies.
by Big Bear June 16, 2003
A film that is made in the style of girls gone wild except that it uses very old women who are in there 80's and 90's and beyond.
It is most often shown as a joke or used to punish someone by making them watch it.
It is most often shown as a joke or used to punish someone by making them watch it.
by Judge dredd7 April 25, 2011
1) To have a similar cock to your father/mother.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
2) To take an old man's cock, take a knife, and chop off a little piece.
Dad: Well Johnny, you're really a chip off the old cock.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
Nurse: Okay Mr. Johnson, we need a chip off the old cock. Pull your pants down.
by shmaller July 20, 2006
"I'd like to give her the old 1-2."
"What's the Old 1-2?"
"Butt to mouth. I'd butt her to mouth any day."
"What's the Old 1-2?"
"Butt to mouth. I'd butt her to mouth any day."
by Catfish96763737 October 06, 2011
The school were bullshit flies and truth dies. Kids in this school are either bragging about how much weed they smoke everyday or how they've fucked so many guys/girls at once. The definition "Scumbags" most certainly fit the People here the students and the staff. you can walk outside and find a bunch of kids smoking right in front of the fuckin school, dirty panties in the hallways. Even when you go on break the influence of the fucking school follows you unless you leave the country. there is no shortage of Fake kids who try to act like they are big shit. approx 87% of the female population are sluts, bitches, or just flat out dumbshits. This is a horrible place...few people here are decent fucking human beings, people do some of the most stupidest shit to get attention like getting a shitload of tattoos or pierce every part of their fuckin body. those who are actually decent tend to stick to themselves and a close knit group of friends.....trying to explain decency to the majority of the population is like trying to teach a tree english. it is not a place were we all "get along" at the end of the day, when you walk into the school its the same feeling as if you are a jew walking into Auschwitz.
OBHS kid: yo check me out bro im gunna smoke so much fucking weed this weekend and post it on facebook so i can look all legit.
Other kid: dude doesnt Old Bridge High School have Finals on monday? shouldnt you be studying.
OBHS kid: fuck that shit.. ill get high in the morning so when i take the test il know all that shit immediately.
Other kid: dude your fucking stupid dont you want to goto college
OBHS kid: nahhh ill just hit up Brookdale community college like all my other friends ....
Other kid: dude doesnt Old Bridge High School have Finals on monday? shouldnt you be studying.
OBHS kid: fuck that shit.. ill get high in the morning so when i take the test il know all that shit immediately.
Other kid: dude your fucking stupid dont you want to goto college
OBHS kid: nahhh ill just hit up Brookdale community college like all my other friends ....
by ThatKid1250 November 10, 2011